God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
Menu Items Translated
Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce – China Indonesian Nazi Goreng...
Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
What costume?
A black couple we’re invited to a Halloween party and were trying to decide...
Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...
Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
Another Dumb Blonde
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....