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Polak With Chainsaw
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Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
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The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
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Yo mama is so stupid
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Arriving at Heaven
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Knee Pains
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic...
Italian Night Before Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was...