Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?-THEY BOTH HAVE BALLS FOR DECORATION
Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...
Meet me for lunch!
The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about...
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
Alter Your Course!
This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of NavalOperations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000115020ecb52EMHS...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb…
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and inthe center...