Hello, Hello, Hello
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he...
Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...
A man takes the ferry home from work
|John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had...
New element was found
|Administratrium, The New Element AMES, IA–The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered...
What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!