Sex On Second Date
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second...
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
Santa and the Blonde!
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a...
Clueless
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ida Ida who? Ida know.
Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
The Perfect Day
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Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
Gay Polak
Did you hear about the gay Polak?He slept with women.