The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
A young couple decided to wed…
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...
A Shorty
Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper
40 Year Old Man and Woman
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old...
Fortune cookie mistake
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
Question and answer blond jokes
|Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde...