Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
Schizophrenia
What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You’re never alone!
Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells…
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
Lack Of Meat In Poland
A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland....
Yo mama’s head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama...
How Man Takes A Bubble Bath
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.