Poem of English
|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse,...
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
Who Was It?
The man came home to find evidence that his wife had been unfaithful. “Was...
Thinnest Books
The Book Of Virtues By Bill Clinton The Amish Phone Directory Mike Tyson’s Guide...
Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Bad News 3
Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
The Flood
One night a torrential downpour soaked South Louisiana. The next morning the resulting floodwaters...