Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan
|Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan. The young couple sat in the parlor of...
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
Bring riches with you
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines…
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son,...