The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
blind farmer
|The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
Threaten with a knife
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...
Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...
Colombian computer joke
Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer...
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...