Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Businessman is dying
|A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, “Bill, I want you...
Mother In Law With Broom
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a...
A Chicago man in hell.
A Chicago man dies and goes to hell.When he gets there, the devil comes...
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
Uncommon Perversions
A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She’s sat on the chair...
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
ZHow offensive is that?
How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun...
Penis and the Windsheild
A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is...