How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
Short Lawyer Jokes V
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in “that’s a shame”)?A: When...
Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and…
What’s the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
Nutty Problem
A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane asylum that is known for...
Condom Modelling Rejection
Condom Modelling Rejection TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY 6969 Slippery Root Drive Droptrouser, NC 22269Dear John...
Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....