Behind the Hedge
This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It...
30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye,...
The Masked-quito!
|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
If Men got pregnant!
1. Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.2. There would be a cure...
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar…
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print...
I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...