How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
Charged for speeding
|A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of...
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
Wedding Toasts 1
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
What is a myth?
|What is a myth?A female moth!
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...