Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...
Belly Button
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.
Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
It finally happened
A man died and went to Heaven. After reaching the gates to Heaven the...
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?lick-a-lot-a-pusSent by rob