You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
The burnt blonde!
A blonde goes to a doctor and tells him that both her ears are...
Beetle Experiment
One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle. She...
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...