The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
A horrible tragedy
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching...
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay...
Recalled Christmas Toys
Broken Bag-O-Glass Dr. Kevorkian First Aid Kit Jeffrey Domhers Easy Bake oven and cookbook...
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
Bathroom control
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As...
Popular guy
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can...
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that…
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavianair defenses had shot down a NATO...