elephant sex
Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum…
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
Proud To Be A Senior Citizen…
Life of a Senior Citizen…I’m the life of the party…even when it lasts till...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...
Skin-diving!
|What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?Skin-diving!
The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...