Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
What does
What does “WIFE” stand for?Washing Ironing Food Entertainment
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
Presidential Election worries
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live...
Knock-Knocks 4 Kids Galore
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Rita.Rita who?Rita book, you might learn something.Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Police.Police who?Police open the...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
Gates Vs GM
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...
The Trian!
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have...
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind...