What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car…
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car...
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral…
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had...
A young girl had not been feeling well…
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor....
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...