Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
A black and a white guy in heaven.
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up...
Nowhere, Vermont
Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he...
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
A Blind Mans Sport
A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When...
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...
A woman was thinking about finding a pet…
A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
Marriage Quotes 1
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. –...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!