Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Mom’s Brownies Recipe
Mom’s Brownies Recipe…Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup...
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...
Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
Jesus’s Ethnicity
Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived at...
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...