Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
What occurs twice in a lifetime…
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...
How to charge them
|Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by...
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
Is there a doctor in the house?
A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, “Please, is there a doctor in...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion…
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven’t seen each...
worm’s favorite band
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Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...