Besides ,I Love You
Besides “I love you”, what three words does a wife want to hear most?”I’ll...
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
One day a little boy over heard his parents…
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,”You bitch,...
History through the eyes of the eighth graders
The following is a “history” collected by teachers throughout theUnited States, from eighth grade...
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...
Pythagoras joke.
Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...