Lesbian Hit Parade
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet.2. What...
He is a very smart dog
|I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was...
M & M Factory
Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out...
Signs and notices 19
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
A mammoth!
|What’s the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
Lifetime Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom...
A killer butterfly!
|What’s pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!
Med Examination
A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very...