No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
No. to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?A1: “What’s a lightbulb?”A2:...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish…
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish, was obliged to...
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.
Sheep Dog Bra
The success of the “Wonder Bra” for under-endowed women, has encouraged the designers to...
A new Priest.
A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...