Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Can’t do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...
Welcome to Hell…
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag
Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag One day the little rascals were sitting...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
So Relieved!
A blonde meets up with a friend as she’s picking up her car from...
Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...