Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes…
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.The first guy said”I...
Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...