What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
How far to the town?
|A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie....
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
Learn To Iron
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to “iron,” then we coulddo...
New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...
Flying near Athens
|As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked...
Physical training job
|The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers.”I want every man to...
Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...
I have “great” news for you
|The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have...