A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie,...
Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
I would like to havea second opinion
|A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment...
Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
Tax On Sale
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can...
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary…
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite....
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…