Better relationship
|A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. “Doc, you’ve got to...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
Two Black Eyes
Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His work mates...
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided…
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father...
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot…
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this...
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Singing Frog
A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The...