Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Computer Acronyms
PCMCIA- People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN- It Still Does Nothing APPLE- Arrogance...
Destroying property
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Scaled Glass Wall
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on...
seven course meal
|What does a man consider a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six...
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...
Sleep late!
|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!