Sleeping on the job
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Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
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The Wishing Well
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made awish and...
Purchasing mailing lists
|With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it’s little wonder that marketers...
The man walked past the armored car and hears…
The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped...
Travel in a sailboat
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Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
Golf lessons
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like...