Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
Marriage counseling
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Letter To Ann Landers
Dearn Ann:I am facing a very serious problem. You see, I am a Vietnam-era...
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...