Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...
50 things to do during an exam
You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant...
Uncommon Perversions
A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She’s sat on the chair...
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room...
Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
The truth about beer.
Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones…...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...