How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
Turn back your car odometer
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Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
Women seeking men
|”WOMEN SEEKING MEN” Classifieds40-ish means: 48Adventurer means: Has had more partners than you ever...
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
Sex While Pregnant
For those of you about to become first-time fathers, you should know something that...
Blonde Swims the english Channel
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were...