A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
Universal Grade Change Form
____________________UniversityTo: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should bechanged from...
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
\’Breviated Medicul Dickshunnary!
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Charitable Donation
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
Guys on the island
There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp...
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...