Cat jokes 08
|Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What...
A dirty kid!
|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty...
How do you keep a blond(e) busy?
Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of...
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
Some professions
Some professionsA psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
Cars that Start
Can You name 3 Cars that start with P?Nope, they all start with Gas!
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
I’ll trust you that you paid
|A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he...
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!