Tasty Lawyer?
The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is...
140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...
The Cruise
A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...