OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious
You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed...
But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession…
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession. Upon entering the...
Naming your child
|There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were...
Worried
“I’m worried,” said the woman to her sex therapist. “I happened to find my...