As US tourists in Israel…
As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outsidea Bethlehem...
Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
Genie bottle
A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a Genie Bottle.He...
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy…
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there,...