Catching the fish
|Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun...
Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
A Redneck Joke
1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women… You might...
Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone...
Cast the first stone!
Jesus walks upon a crowd with an adulteress crouching in a corner with a...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Iraqi vs. American
Iraqi vs. American Average Iraqi Has visited the convergence of the Tigris and Euphrates,...
A reason for break-up
“What’s this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?” said her...
Room Service
This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in...