Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
Cheap Beer
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
Doing the Dishes
A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson. One dayhe has...