Six people were on a plane…
Six people were on a plane. A doctor, a lawyer a priest and 3...
The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Japanese Prostitute
A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to...
Scale A Fence
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on...
50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
Sex Change
This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors...