I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and...
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes...
Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
Strict school
It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing...
How Deaf?
A man is talking to the family doctor. “Doc, I think my wife’s going...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of…
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.When the...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Hillary and Bill again!
When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, “I am putting a box...