The Snake
There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of...
Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...
Three old ladies
|Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind...
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...
You know you’re a Teacher if…
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed...
Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton are on Air Force One.Bill says to Hillary, “I...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...