Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
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A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
Fart, farts everywhere!
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t...
Answer This Question
One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
Hickbonics!
Atlanta School BoardThe Atlanta School Board, feeling left out by the fuss over Ebonics,...
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...