Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
Yo mama’s nose is so big
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers
Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come...
Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...
Penny Offer
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A:...
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
The Preacher and the Taxi Driver.
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...