Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
Nothing changed
On the eve of the couple’s tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
A Blonde Astronaut
There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and they were all...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...
The couple and the shoe salesman.
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...