Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...
Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
Movie Ratings Explained
G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy...
Caught for speeding
|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for...
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted…
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and...
Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...