Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
Italian, Black, and a Jew
Three best friends are at the corner bar on a Friday night as usual....
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders…
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.”Where is God?”The room was filled with...
yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...
A rather novel way to…
A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
Strange name for cats
|One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.” It was...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...