Clinton Vacation
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of...
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
Going crazy with confusion
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The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
Caught in the Amazon Jungle…
Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.They...
What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
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Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
Must help the wife
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