English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Working cards at ATMs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What does a lion call a antelope?
What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
I.Q. of 50?
|What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?Gifted!
The Typical Male Decision Process!
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He...
Geriatric Gynecologist
What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?A spreader of old wives’ tales!
A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!