Meet the Genie
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined...
Sleep late!
|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark…
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming...
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
Bottom Start
Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
OLD NEVER DIES 4
|OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribblingOLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they...
Clinton strikes out.
Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good...
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...