cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
Exerise For The Nonathletic
Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
Playing House
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it...
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next…
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a...
Women pump gas now
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner?
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a...
What is a yankee?
What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.
Stupid blonde driver
|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
How They
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance...