YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
True…so very, very true!
A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants...
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
There goes another one
|Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
His And Hers ATMs
His And Hers ATMsHIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter...
The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...