Ride ‘em Cowboy!
Ed and Ted went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered...
Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
We’ve been robbed!
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from...
Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...
An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and…
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend,...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...