Real news headlines 10
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. March Planned For...
Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...
Who’s This Guy
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Free marriage ceremony
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...
4 Docs and GW Bush!
4 Doctors were talking shop one day…An Israeli doctor said, “Medicine in my country...