37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
If you cloned Henry IV…
If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V, or Henry IV Part...
Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...
Laws of …
* Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time...
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...