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A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations
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Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
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Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
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A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
The Secret Diary of a Cat
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