He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert...
An Hour Fast
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde....
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
Catching a criminal
|”Two policemen are considering the problem of catching the bandit. One of them starts...
The engineer’s terms
|Top 25 Engineer’s Terms and Expressions (What they say versus what they mean)A number...
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...